Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear...

conqueered:

me when my closet case fuck boys get annoyed when i play britney spears

(Source: thatwassexual)

diancie:

precumming:

diancie:

I haven’t posted any more selifes because the boy I steal pics from hasn’t updated his Facebook =/

why do u pick an ugly boy to steal pics from tho??

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(Source: xerneas)

zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: dogshoulders)

zaynmalif:

what an icon

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

(Source: bemynightingale)

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

schnibbledibble:

me back when I had my priorities sorted out

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333

sehunno:

I can’t wait until I get hot so I can show up to my high school reunion like

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"YOU ALL SHOULD HAVE DATED ME" 

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(Source: taehyungizm)

(Source: disneyandpixars)

(Source: iraffiruse)

lilcoffee:

impfaust:

My head spins in perversity…. I love it.

me
whatinsamhell

lilcoffee:

impfaust:

My head spins in perversity…. I love it.

me
whatinsamhell

nxgini:

when you see a hot boy

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'god bless'

(Source: supnikita)