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hellanerd:

How to eat salad

hellanerd:

How to eat salad

(Source: hellanerd)

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

(Source: meladoodle)

johnlockedness:

sherxjohn:

i don’t know if i should laugh or cry

Both

johnlockedness:

sherxjohn:

i don’t know if i should laugh or cry

Both

basedona10000caloriediet:

kinzilauren:

maarkhoppus:

caucasianandwhite:

maarkhoppus:

fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006 

i wasnt even alive in 2006

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why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr

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mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.
Original available hereMore BGSG comics

mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.

Original available here
More BGSG comics

hopcrow:

officialhotbabe:

petition to remove the “pe” and “ion” from petition

please sign this tit

(Source: officialhotbabe)

dunkinthesenuts:

punacceptable:

kay-land:

mitsukilostthegame:

When someone starts supporting all different types of sexual orientations and genders

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when they start trashing straight cis white people

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BLESS THIS POST AND BLESS YOU

Nah this post sucks…straight cis white people have so much privilege it’s really not that hard to get over being made fun of on a fucking website

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(Source: king-gaylert)

ben-c:

khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

OH MY GOD 3 OF THESE ARE THINGS I USED ON MY OLD BLOG HELL YEA IM STILL FAMOUS FOR THEM INSULTS

(Source: primegifs)

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.

(Source: bradpitt)

memeking69:

nearly had it andy

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

this is like the kinda photo you find on the ground in an abandoned hospital

(Source: thelandofwtf)

(Source: ellendegeneres)