Friends are like snowflakes, if you pee on them, they disappear...

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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beeishappy:

TCR | 2014.07.28 | "You know what they say…"

dutchster:


and the battle continues

dutchster:

and the battle continues

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You don’t sleep on plane very well, do you?

No I can’t.

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If Harry Potter movies were titled by the clothes he wear…

tessanetting:

thewords-sosweet:

-Harry Potter and My Hogwarts Uniform.

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-Harry Potter and I defeated the Basilisk with my Hogwarts Uniformimage

-Harry Potter and I met my godfather with a blue shirtimage

-Harry Potter and The red shirt I wear all the movieimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I wear that blue shirt againimage

-Harry Potter and I changed the blue shirt for the red oneimage

-Harry potter and I will confront my fate with my old blue shirt.image

IAMDONE

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humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

humoristics:

Well this ruined spongebob for me

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we-are-like-young-avocados:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

lumos5000:

ramon-salamander:

ARE YOU TELLING ME JOSS WHEDON IS PARTLY RESPONISBLE FOR TOY STORY?

HOLY FUCK!!

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mermaid-man:

a summary of american sex eduation

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